... of the week: ... of the week December 28th 2006

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I feel fat. I ate too much, I drank too much. I feel like a piece of poo and I'm lonely. Which brings me to...

Healthy Habit of the Week- Go to the Gym

Yes, please help yourself and the world out by going to the gym. And hey beat the crowds, you know that the Gym traffic is about to get out of control come January. You know, all those, uh, New Year resolutions. So, do yourself a favor, go now. Then come January, you'll totally have it out of your system and that'll be one less person at the gym. I don't know what I am talking about.

But seriously, the gym will make you feel better, make you sweat and it will get you out of the house and away from all the turkey leftovers. The Gym. Do it. You'll thank yourself.

Click here for Gold's Gym Information.

Netflix of the Week - Another Gay Movie

Todd Stephens wrote and directed a little gem of a movie called Gypsy 83. Like all independent films, he had some trouble getting distribution. One of the reasons cited was that the film was not gay enough, whatever that means. I didn't' even think of it as a gay movie but whatever.

It seems he took that advice to heart, and made the gayest movie possible. Another Gay Movie is suppose to be a gay version of American Pie. But this movie is much more raunchy. I think it's funny and there are some surprisingly tender moments. And the cast is...pretty. Nancy Sinatra sings the theme song, "Another Gay Sunshine Day"

To rent this at Netflix, click here

To visit this movie's website, click here

Awards of the Week - Oklahoma Film Critics

Yes, it's that time of year again for fruit cakes and award shows. And of special note this week are the folks at the Oklahoma Film Commission who have awarded their trophies for outstanding achievement in films this year.
Best Film: United 93

Best Actress: Helen Mirren - The Queen

Best Actor: Forest Whitaker - The Last King of Scotland

Best Supporting Actress: Cate Blanchett - Notes on a Scandal
Best Supporting Actor: Jackie Earle Haley - Little Children

I like these choices. None of that absurd Dreamgirls stuff awarded here. No sir, the only musical these people like is, er, well, Oklahoma. (I know, horrible joke, but I told you, I feel fat, and stupid and I have to poo)

For a complete list of winners, check out this cool web site

To visit the Oklahoma Film Critics Site, click here

Thought of the Day - Whoring

I have a thought for all you sluts and whores, men and women, how do you do it? What am I lacking that you have? I've tried to be a whore, it doesn't work. I get all hussied up and I got out and shake my tail all over the place, and you know what it attracts, well, it attracts nothing. Am I trying to hard? Am I?