Wednesday, December 20, 2006

... of the day December 20th 2006

Happy Holidays everyone.

Netflix of the Day – V.I. Warshawski

This notorious bomb-of-a-movie stars the always likeable Kathleen Turner, well, I don’t know how many people like her now, but back in 1990 she was the shit. She was one of the biggest female stars of the 80's and the #1 female box office star of 1989. She must have thought it was a great idea to star in a series of films playing this no nonsense Chicago private investigator. Well, V.I. Warshawski, the franchise, never happened. The movie bombed, grossing only 11 million dollars. Some would blame director Jeff Kanew. Some would blame the screenwriters; some blame the hard to pronounce title. Whatever it is, no one blamed Kathleen Turner’s performance, which is fun to watch.

This would also be the last movie where she was smoking hot! To order V.I. Warshawski, log on to your Netflix and click here.

Song of the Day – Holly Jolly Christmas

Most people know the Burl Ives version of this song. You know the one; the fat snowman narrator version from the Rudolph the Red Noised Reindeer special that we see every year. Anyways, I was going to write about Burl Ives and how he is an Academy Award wining actor and yadda, yadda, yadda, but then in the research process I found out that he was not the first to record that song, oh no. That honor or distinction belongs to The Quinto Sisters. Who knew? You can hear there version and find out all you need to know about them by clicking here.

Oh, and have a holly jolly Christmas, it’s the best time of the year. Oh by golly, have a holly, jolly Christmas this year!

Thought of the Day – Lindsay Lohan and Lara Flynn Boyle

Okay, I think Lara Flynn Boyle is Lindsay Lohan’s mother. I do. I mean look at the evidence. First, lets look at the freckle factor. Both of them have a ridiculous amount freckles all over there body. They wear freckles the way drag queens wear glitter. Second, Lara was on Twin Peaks and Lindsay has twin peaks. Third, need I mention the weight issue? All Lindsay needs now is lip injections.

I love you both. I know your secret. Peace.
To see more pictures of either girl, click thier face.

Article of Clothing of the Day – Anorak

Or shall I say Parka? That’s right a Parka is also known as an Anorak. This heavy jacket has a hood and the inside is lined with fur to keep you from freezing when you are out in the tundra. Wikipedia says the jacket was invented by “inhabitants of the Artic region, who needed clothing that would protect them from wind-chill and wet while hunting and kayaking.” But I’ll just say Eskimo’s invented them.

On a side note, there is a wonderful restaurant in New Hampshire called The Red Parka Steakhouse and Pub. They were voted best salad bar in New Hampshire. For more on the Red Parka Steakhouse and pub, click here.

If you’d like to know how to make your own parka, click here.

Random Image of the Day - Swivel Ball Goo

Yes, this is what they call swivel ball goo. Ball goo?

Development Project of the Day - The Thetan

So it seems that Tom Cruise is planning a film on the ideas of L. Ron Hubbard called The Thetan. Victoria Beckham is in negotiations to star. Tom will be financing the project on his own, it seems all the major studios have passed. It seems to be about spirits. Spirits who are eternal and inhabit a host body in order to sustain tangible existence. Or something exstistential like that. I think it sounds good. Exstistentialism rocks!!!!

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